💀🖤 For the woman with a heart of gold... and a tongue of silver. We’ve all had that moment—whether it's an ex who won’t stop texting or a minor inconvenience that feels like the end of the world. Our "Is He Dead Yet?" Tee is the ultimate anthem for the unapologetically petty. It’s dark, it’s dry, and it’s a "10 out of 10" conversation starter for those who appreciate a side of cynicism with their style.
This isn't a cheap novelty shirt; it’s a high-end statement. Crafted from premium 100% US cotton, it offers a structured, heavy drape that feels like a vintage favorite from the first wear. Whether you’re wearing it to grab coffee while listening to a murder podcast or just lounging at home being iconic, this shirt lets everyone know your sense of humor is as sharp as a razor.
⚠️ Important Customer Disclaimer:
Please read before purchasing:
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Production Type: This is a Print-on-Demand (POD) product. Each shirt is custom-printed specifically for you once your order is placed (Current Season: April 2026), ensuring the "wit" stays crisp and the black stays deep.
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Made in the USA: Proudly printed and shipped from within the United States, ensuring superior quality control and supporting local jobs.
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Images for Illustration: All product images are digital mockups. The final design is digitally printed. Actual print colors may vary slightly (5–10%) based on your screen’s brightness and the fabric’s natural texture.
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Acceptance of Terms: By completing your purchase, you acknowledge that this is a custom-printed item tailored to your specific size and color selection.
✨ Key Features:
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High-Impact Sarcastic Graphic: Features clean, bold typography. We use specialized soft-hand inks that integrate with the cotton fibers, ensuring the print remains breathable and won't peel or crack.
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Premium Heavyweight Cotton: Made from 100% ring-spun US cotton (6.1 oz). This is a substantial, "non-sheer" fabric that provides a high-end, structured look that maintains its shape wash after wash.
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The "Petty & Proud" Fit: A classic unisex silhouette that offers a relaxed, comfortable fit. It’s the perfect foundation for an edgy look—pair it with a leather jacket, oversized sunglasses, and a lack of patience.
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Lived-In Comfort: Pre-shrunk and garment-softened. This shirt delivers that buttery-soft feel that usually takes years of wear to achieve, ready for your dark humor debut on Day One.
🧵 Product Specifications:
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Fit: Unisex Standard Fit (True to size; size up for an "Oversized Grungy" look).
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Fabric: 100% Ring-Spun Heavyweight US Cotton (6.1 oz).
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Vibe: Dark Humor / Sarcastic Statement / True Crime Aesthetic / Petty.
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Sizes: Small to 4XL.
✅ Why It’s the Perfect Gift:
Searching for the Best Gift for a Sarcastic Best Friend, a Funny Breakup Shirt, or a Dark Humor Graphic Tee for the woman who has everything (except a filter)? This "Is He Dead Yet?" shirt is the "Deadpan" choice. It’s high-quality, hilarious, and perfectly petty.
