🤠🔫 This town ain’t big enough for serious vibes. For the outlaw who lives on the edge of irony and the frontier, our "Pew Pew Madafakas" Cowboy Tee is a "10 out of 10" statement piece. Featuring a retro-inspired cowboy graphic and a hilariously blunt caption, this shirt is the ultimate uniform for anyone who loves the Western aesthetic but doesn't take life (or the range) too seriously.
Printed on the legendary Comfort Colors® 1717, this isn't just a funny shirt; it’s a premium "lived-in" masterpiece. Known for its signature garment-dyed finish and ultra-soft heavyweight cotton, this tee offers that sun-faded, "found it in a vintage shop in Texas" look from the very first wear. It’s the perfect blend of high-end quality and low-brow humor.
⚠️ Important Customer Disclaimer:
Please read before purchasing:
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Production Type: This is a Print-on-Demand (POD) product. Each shirt is custom-printed specifically for you once your order is placed (Current Date: April 2026), ensuring the sharp-shooting graphics and typography are crisp and permanent.
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Authentic Comfort Colors®: We use the genuine 1717 garment-dyed heavyweight tee. Please note that the specialized pigment-dye process creates natural variations in color, giving each shirt a unique, "antique" character that gets softer with every wash.
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Sizing Advice: These tees feature a Relaxed Unisex Fit. For a standard comfortable fit, order your regular size. For that trendy "Western Oversized" look (perfect for tucking into worn-in denim), we recommend sizing up 1–2 sizes.
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Acceptance of Terms: By completing your purchase, you acknowledge that this is a custom-printed item tailored to your specific size and color selection.
✨ Key Features:
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Retro-Western Satire Graphic: Features a classic cowboy silhouette paired with a sarcastic modern catchphrase. We use specialized soft-hand inks that fuse with the fabric fibers, so the print remains breathable and won't crack or peel under the desert sun.
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100% Premium Heavyweight US Cotton: Made from 6.1 oz/yd² ring-spun cotton. This is a substantial, "non-sheer" tee that provides a structured, high-end drape—far superior to thin, scratchy tourist-trap shirts.
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The "Rodeo-Ready" Fit: A relaxed unisex silhouette with dropped shoulders and a signature twill label. It’s durable enough for a night at the saloon and soft enough for a cross-country road trip.
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Garment-Dyed Softness: The fabric is dyed after being sewn, resulting in a buttery-soft feel and a rich, "broken-in" color palette that won't shrink.
🧵 Product Specifications:
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Brand: Comfort Colors® 1717.
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Fit: Relaxed / Unisex Fit (True to size).
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Fabric: 100% Ring-Spun Cotton (6.1 oz Heavyweight).
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Vibe: Sarcastic Western / Retro Rodeo / Edgy Cowboy / Trendy Meme Fashion.
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Sizes: Small to 3XL.
✅ Why It’s the Perfect Choice:
Searching for the Best Gift for Cowboy Fans, a Funny Sarcastic Western Tee, or an Aesthetic Comfort Colors® Rodeo Shirt? This "Pew Pew" design is a "Quick-Draw" choice. It’s witty, premium, and undeniably cool.
