😎🏆 Consistency is key. For the guy who appreciates a joke that delivers with total confidence and zero filler, our "Not To Brag" Tee is your new favorite conversation starter. This design takes a classic, bold "flex" and applies it to a life-long streak, making it a "10 out of 10" choice for anyone who loves a good double-take.
This isn't a thin, flimsy novelty shirt; it’s a premium "lived-in" staple. Crafted from heavyweight 100% US cotton, it offers a structured, masculine drape that holds its shape wash after wash. Whether you're heading to a weekend BBQ, a casual bar night, or just out running errands, it’s the official uniform for the man who doesn't take life—or himself—too seriously.
⚠️ Important Customer Disclaimer:
Please read before purchasing:
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Production Type: This is a Print-on-Demand (POD) product. Each shirt is custom-printed specifically for you once your order is placed (Current Date: May 4, 2026). This ensures the bold typography is crisp, high-definition, and permanent.
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Design Vibe: This garment features Deadpan Sarcastic Humor. It is intended as a lighthearted, tongue-in-cheek play on words for social settings.
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Quality Standard: We use Premium 6.1 oz Heavyweight Cotton. This provides a "non-sheer" fit that doesn't cling—offering a much higher quality feel than standard, itchy promotional tees.
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Acceptance of Terms: By completing your purchase, you acknowledge that this is a custom-printed item tailored to your specific size and color selection.
✨ Key Features:
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Bold Minimalist Graphic: Features the "Not To Brag..." motif in a high-impact, clean font. We use specialized soft-hand inks that fuse with the fabric fibers, so the print remains breathable and won't feel like a heavy plastic patch on your chest.
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100% Premium US Cotton: Made from high-quality, ring-spun cotton. This substantial fabric provides a flattering, unisex/menswear drape and gets softer and more comfortable with every wash.
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The "Main Character" Fit: A classic boxy silhouette with a thick ribbed crewneck and reinforced shoulder taping. It’s the perfect foundation for a #CasualStyle look—pair it with cargo shorts, dark denim, or your favorite pair of sneakers.
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Pre-Shrunk & Ready to Wear: Treated with a specialized wash to ensure the fit you unbox today survives the laundry without shrinking. Double-needle stitching ensures it stays in your rotation for years.
🧵 Product Specifications:
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Fit: Men's/Unisex Regular Fit (True to size).
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Fabric: 100% Ring-Spun Heavyweight Cotton (6.1 oz).
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Vibe: Sarcastic Humor / Witty Statement / Casual Menswear / Graphic Irony.
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Sizes: Small to 4XL.
✅ Why It’s the Perfect Choice:
Searching for the Best Gift for Sarcastic Guys, a Funny Statement Graphic Tee, or a Premium Heavyweight Humor Shirt? This "Since Birth" design is a "Winning" choice. It’s blunt, premium, and undeniably funny.
