🥂💼 The ultimate "Out of Office" reply you can wear. After years of meetings that could have been emails and "circling back" to projects, you’ve finally done it. You’re out. Our "I'm Retired, You're Not" collection is the perfect way to remind your former colleagues exactly who is sleeping in tomorrow.
Available in a premium heavyweight hoodie or a soft-fleece sweatshirt, this design is built for maximum relaxation. Whether you’re heading to the golf course, the airport, or just the living room couch, this is the official uniform of your new permanent weekend. It’s the perfect blend of brutal honesty and cozy comfort—because the only thing better than being retired is making sure everyone knows it.
⚠️ Important Customer Disclaimer:
Please read before purchasing:
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Production Type: This is a Print-on-Demand (POD) product. Each hoodie or sweatshirt is custom-printed specifically for you once your order is placed, ensuring a crisp, high-definition finish for your retirement announcement.
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Style Selection: This listing includes options for both Hoodies (with front pocket and drawstring) and Crewneck Sweatshirts. Please ensure you have selected your preferred garment style from the dropdown menu.
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Images for Illustration: All product images are digital mockups. The final design is digitally printed. Actual print colors may vary slightly (5-10%) based on screen settings and the fabric blend of the garment.
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Acceptance of Terms: By completing your purchase, you acknowledge that this is a custom-printed item tailored to your specific size, color, and style choice.
✨ Key Features:
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Bold Sarcastic Graphic: Features high-impact, easy-to-read typography. We use durable, soft-hand inks that won't crack or peel, even after a retirement's worth of naps and washes.
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Premium Comfort Blends: Crafted from a cozy cotton-polyester blend. Our hoodies and sweatshirts are designed for a "soft-brushed" interior feel, providing warmth without the weight.
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The "Freedom" Fit: A classic unisex silhouette with a relaxed drape. It offers plenty of room for layering—perfect for those chilly morning walks that you used to spend in traffic.
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Built to Last: Features double-needle stitching, 1x1 athletic rib-knit cuffs, and spandex for a stretch that keeps its shape through your entire golden era.
🧵 Product Specifications:
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Styles: Heavyweight Hoodie / Classic Crewneck Sweatshirt.
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Fit: Unisex Relaxed Fit (True to size; size up for an extra-baggy "cozy" look).
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Fabric: Soft Cotton/Poly Fleece (8.0 oz).
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Vibe: Retirement Humor / Office Joke / Sarcastic Statement / Professional Exit.
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Sizes: Small to 5XL.
✅ Why It’s the Perfect Gift:
Searching for the Best Retirement Gift for a Coworker, a Funny Office Farewell Present, or a Hilarious Gift for Dad or Mom? This "I'm Retired" hoodie is a legend in the making. It’s high-quality, hilariously smug, and the perfect way to celebrate the end of an era.
