🇺🇸🗽 250 years later and we're still keeping it complicated. Celebrate the big 2-5-0 with the official uniform of the "exhausted patriot." Our "I'm Just Mad Cuz I Loved This Place" Tee is a "10 out of 10" for anyone who loves their country but has a few choice words for its current trajectory. Featuring a vintage 1776-inspired aesthetic and a hilariously relatable slogan, it’s the perfect look for Independence Day 2026.
Available in a premium cotton tee, cozy sweatshirt, or heavyweight hoodie, this isn't just holiday merch; it’s a historical milestone staple. Whether you’re watching fireworks, flipping burgers, or engaging in a spirited debate at the family reunion, this shirt says exactly what everyone is thinking. It’s a "Happy Birthday, USA" with a side of witty honesty.
⚠️ Important Customer Disclaimer:
Please read before purchasing:
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Production Type: This is a Print-on-Demand (POD) product. Each item is custom-printed specifically for you once your order is placed (Current Season: April 2026), ensuring the 250th-anniversary graphics are crisp and ready for the July festivities.
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250th Milestone Edition: This design was specifically created to commemorate the USA Semiquincentennial (1776–2026). It’s a limited-run aesthetic for the 2026 anniversary season.
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Fabric Quality: T-shirts are made from 100% Ring-Spun Cotton. Sweatshirts and Hoodies feature a soft, pill-resistant cotton-poly fleece blend for year-round durability.
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Acceptance of Terms: By completing your purchase, you acknowledge that this is a custom-printed item tailored to your specific size, color, and garment style.
✨ Key Features:
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Satirical Patriotic Graphic: Features a vintage-style American flag with the "I'm Just Mad..." slogan in a classic editorial font. We use specialized inks that provide a high-contrast look while remaining soft and breathable.
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Premium Comfort Fabrics: * Tee: Lightweight, ring-spun cotton for a buttery-soft feel.
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The "Town Square" Fit: A classic unisex silhouette that fits all body types. It’s the perfect foundation for a #SarcasticPatriot look—pair it with denim, a red-white-and-blue hat, and a cold drink.
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Double-Needle Durability: Built to last through the 250th celebrations and beyond. Pre-shrunk fabrics ensure your "love-hate relationship" with the place stays the same size wash after wash.
🧵 Product Specifications:
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Garment Types: T-Shirt, Crewneck Sweatshirt, or Pullover Hoodie.
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Fit: Unisex Standard Fit (True to size).
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Vibe: Sarcastic Patriotism / 250th Anniversary / 1776 Humor / Independence Day.
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Sizes: Small to 4XL.
✅ Why It’s the Perfect Choice:
Searching for the Best 250th Anniversary USA Gift, a Funny 1776 Patriotic T-Shirt, or a Sarcastic 4th of July Hoodie? This "I'm Just Mad" design is a "Founding Father Approved" choice. It’s witty, premium, and undeniably American.
