🎇 The only bottles we’re poppin’ at midnight.
Forget the bubbly; we’ve got sedation to manage. Celebrate the arrival of 2026 with the "Poppin' Bottles" Propofol New Year Sweatshirt. Designed specifically for the ICU, ER, and Critical Care squads, this shirt brings a dose of dark medical humor to your holiday shift. Whether you're at the bedside or finally off-duty, this is the official Happy New Year Shirt for ICU Nurses who know that real "party favors" come in 20mg vials.
Featuring a festive yet clinical graphic that parodies a champagne celebration, this ICU Nurse Gift is the perfect way to survive the 12-hour grind during the holidays. Available as a cozy Sweatshirt for those freezing hospital units or a breathable T-Shirt for the fast-paced floor, this collection ensures you enter 2026 with a stable heart rate and a great sense of humor.
🧵 Key Features:
🍼 "Poppin' Propofol" 2026 Graphic A witty, medical-grade parody of the classic New Year’s champagne bottle, updated for the ICU professional.
🎉 2026 Commemorative Edition Celebrate the new year with a design that is specific to the 2026 calendar—perfect for group photos on the unit.
🎁 The Ultimate Gift for Critical Care Nurses An ideal New Year’s Eve gift for preceptors, nursing students, or your favorite work bestie who spends more time with vents than people.
☁️ Superior Comfort for Long Shifts Made from a soft cotton-poly blend (sweatshirt) or 100% ring-spun cotton (tee), providing the durability needed for the chaotic pace of the ICU.
👕 Classic Unisex Fit A relaxed silhouette that fits perfectly over scrubs or paired with leggings for that well-deserved post-shift nap.
✅ Why You’ll Love It: It captures the reality of nursing during the holidays. It’s relatable, it’s "medical-twitter" approved, and it’s the best way to explain why you’re too tired for actual champagne at midnight.
✅ Grab Yours Now: Order your ICU Nurse New Year 2026 Gear today and get ready to sedate the competition!
