🚀⚛️ Science, sarcasm, and "Jazz Hands." If you've spent your time orbiting Tau Ceti or just obsessed with the Project Hail Mary universe, this is the official uniform of the "Amaze" squad. Our "I Wear This Shirt Periodically" Tee is a double-threat: it combines a classic Dr. Ryland Grace-style science pun with a subtle nod to Rocky’s favorite celebratory gesture.
Crafted for those who understand that science isn't just about saving the world—it’s about making terrible jokes while doing it. Featuring a minimalist, periodic-table inspired design and the legendary "Jazz Hands" reference, this tee is a "10 out of 10" for book lovers, science teachers, and Eridian sympathizers alike. It’s smart, nerdy, and scientifically proven to be your new favorite shirt.
⚠️ Important Customer Disclaimer:
Please read before purchasing:
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Production Type: This is a Print-on-Demand (POD) product. Each shirt is custom-printed specifically for you once your order is placed (Current Season: April 2026), ensuring the "Jazz Hands" graphic is sharp and precise.
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Niche Humor: This design contains Deep-Lore References to Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary. It is intended for fans who appreciate hard sci-fi and the chemistry between Dr. Grace and Rocky.
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Images for Illustration: All product images are digital mockups. The final design is digitally printed. Actual print colors may vary slightly (5–10%) based on the fabric’s natural weave and your monitor settings.
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Acceptance of Terms: By completing your purchase, you acknowledge that this is a custom-printed item tailored to your specific size and color selection.
✨ Key Features:
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"Periodically" Science Graphic: Features clean, minimalist typography with a periodic table twist. We use specialized soft-hand inks that integrate with the fabric fibers, so the print remains breathable during high-stress orbital maneuvers.
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Premium Heavyweight Cotton: Made from 100% ring-spun US cotton. This is a substantial, "non-sheer" shirt that provides a structured, high-end drape that holds its shape through every adventure.
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The "Science Hero" Fit: A classic unisex silhouette with dropped shoulders and a ribbed collar. It’s the perfect relaxed staple—ideal for a "Fist My Bump" moment or a marathon reading session.
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Pre-Shrunk Comfort: Every shirt is pre-shrunk and garment-softened, ensuring a perfect fit that feels like a "soft-lived-in" favorite from the moment you put it on.
🧵 Product Specifications:
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Fit: Relaxed / Unisex Fit (True to size).
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Fabric: 100% Ring-Spun Heavyweight Cotton (6.1 oz).
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Vibe: Sci-Fi Humor / STEM / Project Hail Mary / Rocky & Grace.
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Sizes: Small to 4XL.
✅ Why It’s the Perfect Gift:
Searching for the Best Gift for a Project Hail Mary Fan, a Funny Science Teacher Shirt, or a Unique Gift for a Physics Nerd? This "Periodically" Jazz Hands tee is a "Masterpiece" choice. It’s smart, sentimental, and absolutely "Amaze!"
