Retro computer illustration with a dry, world-weary caption that taps the “resolution skepticism” vibe—nostalgic UI style and muted neutral tones give it a quietly funny, office-friendly look. The artwork places an old CRT monitor and keyboard amid scattered papers and a coffee cup; the screen text reads a cynical take on New Year resolutions in a typewriter/terminal style font, matching the trend’s retro-tech motif and January-burnout humor. This sweatshirt fits into a low-performance, meme-savvy wardrobe for adults who prefer wry commentary over performative positivity.
Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd², 271 g/m²)
- Classic crewneck fit with double-needle stitching for durability
- Embroidered decoration option on left/center/large center chest and wrists
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams)
- Made in Nicaragua; OEKO-TEX dyes and US Cotton Trust Protocol cotton
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
