šš The gift they never saw coming. Ever had one of those days where your patience is at an absolute zero? Our "I Found This In My Pocket" Tee is the perfect way to hand out some "special" feedback without saying a word. Featuring a high-impact graphic of a middle finger and the world's most sarcastic setup line, this shirt is designed for the bold, the blunt, and the unbothered.
This is a premium custom-printed streetwear staple, crafted for those who don't just push the envelopeāthey set it on fire. With its clean typographic layout and "brutal honesty" aesthetic, this tee is the ultimate response to annoying questions, long lines, and general nonsense. Wear it to the bar, the gym, or anywhere you want to make sure your personal space remains undisputed.
ā ļø Important Customer Disclaimer:
Please read before purchasing:
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Production Type: This is a Print-on-Demand (POD) product. Each shirt is custom-printed specifically for you once your order is placed, ensuring a sharp, high-definition finish for the graphic.
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Content Advisory: This garment features Explicit/Rude Humor. It is intended for mature audiences who appreciate edgy, provocative, and sarcastic fashion.
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Images for Illustration: All product images are digital mockups. The final design is digitally printed. Please note that actual print colors may vary slightly (5-10%) based on screen calibration and the texture of the fabric.
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Acceptance of Terms: By completing your purchase, you acknowledge that this is a custom-printed item tailored to your specific size and color selection.
āØ Key Features:
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High-Impact "Pocket" Graphic: Features a large, detailed middle-finger illustration and bold typography. We use durable, soft-hand inks that integrate with the fabric, so the print stays crisp and doesn't feel like a heavy sticker.
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Premium Cotton Comfort: Crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton for a breathable, soft feel. Itās tough enough to survive the mosh pit but comfortable enough for a lazy Sunday.
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The "Zero-Filter" Fit: A classic unisex/men's silhouette with a structured drape. Itās the perfect foundation for an edgy lookāpair it with black denim, a leather jacket, or your favorite pair of beat-up sneakers.
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Built to Last: Features shoulder-to-shoulder taping and double-needle stitching to ensure the shirt maintains its shape, even if youāre constantly reaching into your pocket to "find" that gift for people.
š§µ Product Specifications:
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Fit: Men's Standard Fit (True to size; size up for a modern "Streetwear" boxy look).
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Fabric: 100% Ring-Spun Cotton (Mid-weight 5.3 oz).
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Vibe: Brutal Honesty / Sarcastic Humor / Edgy Streetwear / Rude Statement.
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Sizes: Small to 3XL.
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Why Itās the Perfect Gift:
Searching for a Funny Gag Gift for Him, a Sarcastic Birthday Present for a Brother, or a Bold White Elephant Gift that will actually get a laugh? This "I Found This In My Pocket" shirt is a legendary choice. Itās high-quality, hilariously rude, and 100% unapologetic.
