🦝 Sassy, Silly, and Slightly Rabid Humor
Bring the laughs wherever you go with the Humorous Raccoon T-Shirt, featuring the cheeky quote “If I Ever Get Rabies” alongside everyone’s favorite mischievous backyard bandit — the trash panda!
Perfect for animal lovers with a sarcastic streak, this tee makes an unforgettable conversation starter and a hilarious gift for friends, family, or anyone who loves a touch of chaotic raccoon energy.
🧵 Key Features:
🧵Product specifications
Made from 6.1 oz./yd² (US) or 10 oz/L yd (CA) 100% ring-spun cotton, 30 singles
Garment-dyed for a vintage look and minimal shrinkage
Soft ring-spun cotton with 100% cotton threads
Relaxed fit with a classic ribbed collar and topstitching
Shoulder-to-shoulder twill tape for added durability
Signature twill label
Manual measurements may vary by 1–2 inches
Production Details:
Printed using DTG or DTF methods (varies by fulfillment location)
Made in the USA
Notes:
Print area may vary based on shirt type and size
Print colors may appear slightly different due to lighting or screen settings
