Luckless Outfitters delivers serious attitude with the Higher Than Giraffe Pussy Canvas Patch Snapback. This black 7-panel snapback is designed for people who believe subtlety is overrated, featuring a white canvas patch on the front crown that reads "HIGHER THAN GIRAFFE PUSSY" in thick, stacked black text.
The central graphic is a goofy yellow giraffe with black spots, sleepy eyes, and a red tongue hanging out, mimicking the look of someone who just survived a weekend at a music festival. Set against the dark fabric of the hat's body and brim, the bold white patch ensures the adult humor design stands out clearly. The hat itself is a flat bill snapback, offering a structured, modern silhouette often associated with premium flat headwear.
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Design: White rectangular canvas patch with rounded corners, black typography, and a yellow giraffe motif.
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Construction: 7-panel cut with a flat brim and snapback closure for adjustable fit.
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Aesthetic: Clean black exterior contrasting with a loud, colorful front patch.
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Occasions: Concerts, parties, fishing trips, lake days, and bar nights.
This is not a traditional church hat; it is a funny canvas patch hat built for bad jokes, questionable friends, and anyone who knows exactly what they are doing. Whether used as a giraffe hat for a night out or as an offensive gift idea for a friend with a sense of dark comedy, this snapback combines utility with absurdity. It is the perfect adult humor hat for those who want to make a statement without saying a word.
