Green Beans Thanksgiving Tee

Make your holiday dinner conversation start with this olive green t-shirt featuring a humorous nutrition label for green beans. The front graphic displays "Green Beans" in bold black text above a detailed nutritional breakdown: 34 calories, 0g fat, 7mg sodium, and 8g of protein. The label also highlights significant daily values for Vitamin C (30%) and Vitamin A (15%). A witty disclaimer at the bottom notes that percentage daily values apply to regular calendar days, adding that "Calories are lower or non-existent on holidays and special occasions," making it a sharp inside joke for Thanksgiving guests and plant-based dinner tables.

Crafted for all-day wear, this unisex tee is constructed from 100% Ringspun Cotton with a midweight 4.5 oz./yd² (150gsm) fabric density. It features a modern classic fit that sits comfortably on the body; size up if you prefer a looser silhouette. The design uses OEKO-TEX-certified low-impact dyes, ensuring color safety and environmental responsibility. Proudly printed and shipped within the United States, this wardrobe essential combines holiday humor with reliable everyday comfort.

Size & Fit Information

Choose your fit based on the measurements below. All dimensions are in inches. This is a unisex modern classic fit.