🤠🦢 Honk if you’re a little bit "Country." If you love a good pun as much as you love a good sunset, our "Goose Bumps" Western Tee is the ultimate addition to your rotation. Featuring a "Silly Goose" decked out in a cowboy hat and boots, this shirt is a "10 out of 10" for anyone who doesn't take themselves—or the ranch life—too seriously.
Printed on the legendary Comfort Colors® 1717, this shirt is the gold standard for that "lived-in" vintage feel. With its signature garment-dyed finish and ultra-soft heavyweight cotton, it offers a sophisticated, muted color palette that pairs perfectly with turquoise jewelry and worn-in denim. It’s funny, it’s aesthetic, and it’s undeniably cozy.
⚠️ Important Customer Disclaimer:
Please read before purchasing:
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Production Type: This is a Print-on-Demand (POD) product. Each shirt is custom-printed specifically for you once your order is placed (Current Season: April 2026), ensuring the "Goose Bumps" graphic is crisp and high-definition.
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Authentic Comfort Colors®: We use the genuine 1717 garment-dyed heavyweight tee. Please note that the specialized pigment-dye process creates slight natural variations in color, giving each shirt a unique, "sun-faded" character.
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Sizing Advice: These tees feature a Relaxed Unisex Fit. For a standard fit, order your regular size. For that trendy, "Oversized Western" look to pair with biker shorts or leggings, we recommend sizing up 1–2 sizes.
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Acceptance of Terms: By completing your purchase, you acknowledge that this is a custom-printed item tailored to your specific size and color selection.
✨ Key Features:
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Silly Goose Western Graphic: Features a charming, sarcastic cowboy goose illustration. We use specialized soft-hand inks that integrate with the cotton fibers, ensuring the print remains flexible and breathable—perfect for a day at the fair or the farm.
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Premium Heavyweight Fabric: Made from 6.1 oz/yd² of 100% ring-spun US cotton. This is a substantial, "non-sheer" shirt that provides a structured, high-end drape that holds its shape wash after wash.
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The "Honky-Tonk" Fit: A classic unisex silhouette with dropped shoulders and a signature twill label. It’s durable enough for actual ranch work but soft enough for a lazy Sunday on the porch.
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Garment-Dyed Softness: The fabric is dyed after being sewn, resulting in a buttery-soft feel and rich, muted colors that won't shrink and feel "broken-in" from Day One.
🧵 Product Specifications:
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Brand: Comfort Colors® 1717.
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Fit: Relaxed / Unisex Fit (True to size).
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Fabric: 100% Ring-Spun Cotton (6.1 oz Heavyweight).
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Vibe: Silly Goose / Western Humor / Cowboy Core / Sarcastic Aesthetic.
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Sizes: Small to 4XL.
✅ Why It’s the Perfect Gift:
Searching for the Best Gift for a Goose Lover, a Funny Western Graduation Shirt, or a Trendy Sarcastic Cowboy Tee? This "Goose Bumps" shirt is a "Blue Ribbon" choice. It’s witty, premium, and guaranteed to get a "Honk" of approval.
