💊🤐 The Only Prescription for Modern Life. Let’s be honest: some days, coffee just isn't enough to handle the nonsense. Our "It's Ok, I’m On 500mg Of Fukitol" Tee is the ultimate badge of honor for anyone who has reached their limit but still managed to keep a straight face. It’s the perfect blend of medical irony and high-level snark, designed for the "unbothered" kings and queens of the daily grind.
Whether you're dodging an "urgent" email that could have been a Slack message, or you're just an introvert trying to survive a social gathering, this shirt does the talking for you. It’s funny, it’s blunt, and it’s the most honest thing you’ll wear all week.
🧵 Key Features:
✨ High-Contrast "Prescription" Graphic Features a clean, bold layout that mimics a pharmaceutical label. We use premium, soft-touch ink that won't crack or fade, so your "dosage" stays clear even after a hundred cycles through the wash.
☁️ 6.1 oz "Workday Survival" Heavyweight Cotton Crafted from 100% ring-spun US cotton. This is a substantial, high-quality tee with a structured fit that feels premium and looks professional (well, as professional as a "Fukitol" shirt can look).
🧍♂️ Unisex "Do Not Disturb" Fit – Sizes S to 5XL A classic, relaxed fit designed for maximum comfort. It offers plenty of room for those days when you literally "can't even." Sizing is true to fit, but size up for a trendy, oversized loungewear look.
🧶 Built for the Long-Term Burnout Featuring double-needle stitching, a seamless collar, and shoulder-to-shoulder taping. This shirt is built to last through every workplace crisis and awkward family dinner.
🎨 Aesthetic "Cynic" Palette Available in Classic Black, Charcoal Grey, Navy, and Military Green—dark, practical colors that match your mood and hide the coffee spills.
✅ Why It’s the Perfect Gift:
Looking for a Snarky Office Gag Gift or a birthday present for your most cynical friend? This is it. It’s the quintessential gift for nurses, IT professionals, retail workers, and anyone with a high-stress job and a dark sense of humor.
✅ Take Your Meds:
Peace of mind is just a t-shirt away. Add the "500mg of Fukitol" Tee to your cart today and start your journey toward total indifference.
