🛠️🏎️ Expert Service... If You Get the Joke. Looking for a shop that really delivers? Welcome to Craven Moorehead Machine & Performance. Our premium graphic tee is a tribute to the legendary (and totally fictional) automotive shop that everyone recognizes, but no one can find on a map.
Designed to look like an authentic vintage mechanic's work shirt, this tee features a classic "Grease Monkey" aesthetic with a punchline that hits once you say the name out loud. It’s the ultimate "Trojan Horse" of funny shirts—appearing like a standard car enthusiast tee until the person behind you in line finally figures it out.
🧵 Key Features:
✨ Authentic "Shop Tee" Aesthetic Features a distressed, retro-inspired logo with classic automotive typography. It captures the rugged vibe of 1970s performance shops while hiding a legendary prank name in plain sight.
☁️ Garage-Ready Comfort Made from 100% premium ring-spun cotton. It’s breathable and soft, making it the perfect choice for working under the hood, hitting a car show, or grabbing a beer with the guys.
📐 Classic Men’s Regular Fit Designed with a standard, boxy silhouette that offers plenty of room to move. Style Tip: Pair with oil-stained jeans and boots for the full "master mechanic" look.
🏗️ Heavy-Duty Construction Built with shoulder-to-shoulder taping and double-needle stitching on the sleeves and bottom hem. This shirt is pre-shrunk to ensure it maintains its size even after a rough day in the shop.
🧼 Soft-Touch Industrial Print We use specialized, eco-friendly inks that sink into the fabric fibers. You get a bold, crisp design that won't peel or feel like a thick plastic sheet on your chest.
✅ Why You’ll Love It:
Because life is too short for boring clothes. This is the perfect gift for the dad with the "bad" jokes, the mechanic who’s seen it all, or the car guy who loves a good double entendre. It’s the ultimate "IYKYK" (If You Know, You Know) apparel.
✅ Grab Yours Now:
Put it in gear! Secure your Craven Moorehead Machine & Performance Tee today and see how many people you can get to say the name out loud.
