This black graphic tee delivers unapologetic adult humor with the phrase “I RENTED THIS HOOKER” printed in crisp white lettering, accented by bold red underlines and a directional arrow that draws every eye. The design sits centered on a classic crew-neck silhouette that looks sharp whether you’re at a boat show, a bachelor party, or just running errands.
Cut from 100% ring-spun cotton, the fabric feels buttery soft from the first wear yet holds its shape wash after wash. Advanced direct-to-garment printing fuses the ink into the fibers so the red arrows and lettering stay vivid without cracking, peeling, or fading—even after repeated cycles. Because each shirt is made to order in Southern California, you get fresh stock and consistent sizing from small through 7X.
Whether you’re gifting it to the friend who always rents the boat or wearing it yourself to spark laughs on the dock, this tee turns a simple cotton shirt into an instant conversation starter that actually lasts.
