{"product_id":"thick-thighs-thin-patience-hoodie","title":"Thick Thighs Thin Patience Hoodie","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis bold graphic pullover hoodie from Luckless Outfitters features the unapologetic slogan \u003cb\u003eTHICK THIGHS THIN PATIENCE\u003c\/b\u003e printed in crisp white block letters across the chest, making a clear declaration for the woman who values blunt honesty over politeness. Designed as a statement piece, this sweatshirt combines the comfort of a classic pullover with a humorous, no-nonsense attitude.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eAvailable in four distinct colorways—\u003cb\u003eblack\u003c\/b\u003e, \u003cb\u003epurple\u003c\/b\u003e, \u003cb\u003eheather green\u003c\/b\u003e, and \u003cb\u003ebright periwinkle blue\u003c\/b\u003e—each version maintains a clean front design with high-contrast white lettering. The black model, shown here, offers a classic, edgy look that pairs well with denim or boots. The purple variant brings a darker feminine vibe, heather green provides a casual everyday aesthetic, and periwinkle adds a bright, playful pop. Despite the color variations, the front text remains the focal point.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eBeyond the main slogan, detailed branding sets this hoodie apart. The right sleeve displays oversized, distressed vertical typography reading \u003cb\u003eLUCKLESS\u003c\/b\u003e alongside \u003cb\u003eCOUNTRY INSPIRED LIFESTYLE CLOTHING\u003c\/b\u003e. A small \u003cb\u003eLUCKLESS OUTFITTERS\u003c\/b\u003e logo is positioned beneath the main chest text on the right, and a stylized \u003cb\u003eLUCK LESS\u003c\/b\u003e graphic sits near the bottom right corner of the front kangaroo pocket.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eThis graphic sweatshirt is built for the truck and country lifestyle. It is the ideal layer for \u003cb\u003egirls' trips\u003c\/b\u003e, \u003cb\u003ebonfires\u003c\/b\u003e, \u003cb\u003ecoffee runs\u003c\/b\u003e, \u003cb\u003econcerts\u003c\/b\u003e, and \u003cb\u003etruck meets\u003c\/b\u003e. Easily paired with jeans, leggings, denim shorts, boots, or sneakers, it serves as a perfect addition to a wardrobe that appreciates humor and style. Whether shopping for funny women's hoodies or unique brand sweats, this Luckless Outfitters piece delivers a specific look that cannot be confused with anything else.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Luckless Outfitters","offers":[{"title":"SM \/ Black","offer_id":52104370454757,"sku":"G185-Black-SM-ThickThighsThinPatience","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"SM \/ Heather Green","offer_id":52104370487525,"sku":"G185-HeatherGreen-SM-ThickThighsThinPatience","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"SM \/ Heather Blue","offer_id":52104370520293,"sku":"G185-HeatherSportRoyal-SM-ThickThighsThinPatience","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"SM \/ Heather Maroon","offer_id":52104370553061,"sku":"G185-HeatherMaroon-SM-ThickThighsThinPatience","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"MD \/ Black","offer_id":52104370585829,"sku":"G185-Black-MD-ThickThighsThinPatience","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"MD \/ Heather Green","offer_id":52104370618597,"sku":"G185-HeatherGreen-MD-ThickThighsThinPatience","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"MD \/ Heather Blue","offer_id":52104370651365,"sku":"G185-HeatherSportRoyal-MD-ThickThighsThinPatience","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"MD \/ Heather Maroon","offer_id":52104370684133,"sku":"G185-HeatherMaroon-MD-ThickThighsThinPatience","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"LG \/ Black","offer_id":52104370716901,"sku":"G185-Black-LG-ThickThighsThinPatience","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"LG \/ Heather Green","offer_id":52104370749669,"sku":"G185-HeatherGreen-LG-ThickThighsThinPatience","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"LG \/ Heather Blue","offer_id":52104370782437,"sku":"G185-HeatherSportRoyal-LG-ThickThighsThinPatience","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":52104370815205,"sku":"G185-Black-XL-ThickThighsThinPatience","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Heather Green","offer_id":52104370847973,"sku":"G185-HeatherGreen-XL-ThickThighsThinPatience","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Heather Blue","offer_id":52104370880741,"sku":"G185-HeatherSportRoyal-XL-ThickThighsThinPatience","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Heather Maroon","offer_id":52104370913509,"sku":"G185 - Heather Maroon","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":52104370946277,"sku":"G185-Black-2XL-ThickThighsThinPatience","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Heather Green","offer_id":52104370979045,"sku":"G185-HeatherGreen-2XL-ThickThighsThinPatience","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Heather Blue","offer_id":52104371011813,"sku":"G185-HeatherSportRoyal-2XL-ThickThighsThinPatience","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Heather Maroon","offer_id":52104371044581,"sku":"G185 - Heather Maroon","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":52104371077349,"sku":"G185-Black-3XL-ThickThighsThinPatience","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Heather Green","offer_id":52104371110117,"sku":"G185-HeatherGreen-3XL-ThickThighsThinPatience","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Heather Blue","offer_id":52104371142885,"sku":"G185-HeatherSportRoyal-3XL-ThickThighsThinPatience","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Heather Maroon","offer_id":52104371175653,"sku":"G185 - Heather Maroon","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":52104371208421,"sku":"G185-Black-4XL-ThickThighsThinPatience","price":52.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":52104371241189,"sku":"G185-Black-5XL-ThickThighsThinPatience","price":52.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0467\/6062\/4290\/files\/ThickThighsThinPatienceHoodie-01.gif?v=1786843930","url":"https:\/\/batflipshop.com\/products\/thick-thighs-thin-patience-hoodie","provider":"The Bat Flip Shop ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}