{"product_id":"my-ex-hates-my-guts-hoodie","title":"My Ex Hates My Guts Hoodie","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eLoud,Funny Statement Piece from Luckless Outfitters\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \"My Ex Hates My Guts\" hoodie from Luckless Outfitters is a black graphic pullover designed for post-breakup attitude and late-night comfort. The front features a massive white block of text in chunky retro bubble lettering that spells out “MY EX HATES MY GUTS BECAUSE HE COULDN'T REACH THEM,” creating a high-contrast design that remains impossible to miss.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003ch3\u003eDesign Details and Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBuilt as a classic pullover sweatshirt, this hoodie includes an adjustable hood with drawstrings and a front kangaroo pocket for warmth. The design extends beyond the main chest print with vertical white Luckless branding running down the sleeve and a small, stitched-style patch graphic anchored at the lower front corner. This black and white colorway keeps the aesthetic clean while delivering maximum sarcastic impact.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003ch2\u003eWhy Choose This Graphic Hoodie?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis adult humor sweatshirt targets the woman who keeps the receipts and embraces her post-breakup glow-up. Unlike standard basic tees, this retro text hoodie adds a specific layer of pettiness and comedy to any outfit. It is a functional black pullover meant to be worn during cold nights, outdoor bonfires, or girls trips where a strong dose of adult comedy is required.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eFront Graphic:\u003c\/b\u003e White retro bubble lettering with the \"My Ex Hates My Guts\" quote.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eSleeve Detail:\u003c\/b\u003e Vertical white Luckless branding text.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eFront Pocket:\u003c\/b\u003e Standard kangaroo pouch with a stitched-style corner patch.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eFit \u0026amp; Comfort:\u003c\/b\u003e Pullover design with an adjustable hood and drawstrings.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003eWhether you need a funny breakup hoodie, a women’s black graphic hoodie, or an adult humor sweatshirt for cold nights and girls trips, this retro text hoodie delivers both casual comfort and a bold visual statement.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Luckless Outfitters","offers":[{"title":"SM","offer_id":52104420458725,"sku":"G-185 Black - Hates My Guts - SM","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"MD","offer_id":52104420491493,"sku":"G-185 Black - Hates My Guts - M","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"LG","offer_id":52104420524261,"sku":"G-185 Black - Hates My Guts - L","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":52104420557029,"sku":"G-185 Black - Hates My Guts - XL","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":52104420589797,"sku":"G-185 Black - Hates My Guts - 2XL","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":52104420622565,"sku":"G-185 Black - Hates My Guts - 3XL","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":52104420655333,"sku":"G-185 Black - Hates My Guts - 4XL","price":52.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL","offer_id":52104420688101,"sku":"G185 - Black - Hates My Guts - 5XL","price":52.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0467\/6062\/4290\/files\/hatesmyguts_Hoodie.jpg?v=1786843871","url":"https:\/\/batflipshop.com\/products\/my-ex-hates-my-guts-hoodie","provider":"The Bat Flip Shop ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}