{"product_id":"my-ex-has-3-spirit-animals-hoodie","title":"My Ex Has 3 Spirit Animals Hoodie","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cb\u003eMy Ex Has 3 Spirit Animals Hoodie\u003c\/b\u003e by Luckless Outfitters is a dark, heavyweight pullover designed for anyone who has survived relationship drama and is ready to laugh about it. The front chest features a striking graphic bordered in orange typography, declaring \u003cem\u003e\"My Ex Has 3 Spirit Animals: Lion, Ass, Cheetah.\"\u003c\/em\u003e The design illustrates the faces of a lion, a donkey, and a cheetah, humorously capturing the essence of an ex's behavior as having \"strong energy, zero accountability, and fast exits.\"\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eConstructed from a soft, heavyweight fabric, this hoodie offers warmth and comfort for chilly nights or casual wear. It features a classic hood with matching drawstrings, a front kangaroo pocket, and ribbed cuffs and hem for a secure fit. Distinctive branding details add personality: the brand name \u003cb\u003e\"LUCKLESS\"\u003c\/b\u003e runs vertically down the left sleeve in bold orange lettering, and a smaller \u003cb\u003eLUCKLESS\u003c\/b\u003e logo appears on the bottom right corner of the pocket. A small signature graphic under the main text reads \"Luckless Outfitters.\"\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eThis unisex hoodie is more than just apparel; it is a conversation starter and a therapeutic tool. The bold graphic eliminates the need to explain the story of a tough breakup, allowing you to simply point at the chest and let the design speak. It pairs beautifully with sarcasm and confidence, making it an ideal gift for friends and family who have recently escaped a chaotic relationship. Wear it to signal that you have moved on with style and clarity.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eGraphic Print:\u003c\/b\u003e Front layout listing Lion, Ass, and Cheetah spirit animals with corresponding illustrations.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eBranding:\u003c\/b\u003e Vertical \"LUCKLESS\" text on the left sleeve and logo on the kangaroo pocket.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMaterials:\u003c\/b\u003e Soft heavyweight fabric designed for everyday wear and warmth.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/b\u003e Hood with drawstrings, kangaroo pocket, ribbed cuffs and hem.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eOccasion:\u003c\/b\u003e Funny breakup gift, casual wear, or conversation starter.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003eWarning: Wearing this hoodie may cause laughter, validation, and unsolicited agreement from strangers. Ex sightings in the wild may result in sudden silence and you putting your hood up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Luckless Outfitters","offers":[{"title":"SM","offer_id":52104465875173,"sku":"G185-Black-My Ex Has 3 Spirit Animals - SM","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"MD","offer_id":52104465907941,"sku":"G185-Black-My Ex Has 3 Spirit Animals - MD","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"LG","offer_id":52104465940709,"sku":"G185-Black-My Ex Has 3 Spirit Animals - LG","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":52104465973477,"sku":"G185-Black-My Ex Has 3 Spirit Animals - XL","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":52104466006245,"sku":"G185-Black-My Ex Has 3 Spirit Animals - 2XL","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":52104466039013,"sku":"G185-Black-My Ex Has 3 Spirit Animals - 3XL","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":52104466071781,"sku":"G185-Black-My Ex Has 3 Spirit Animals - 4XL","price":52.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL","offer_id":52104466104549,"sku":"G185-Black-My Ex Has 3 Spirit Animals - 5XL","price":52.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0467\/6062\/4290\/files\/MyExHasThreeSpiritAnimalsHoodie-01.jpg?v=1786844435","url":"https:\/\/batflipshop.com\/products\/my-ex-has-3-spirit-animals-hoodie","provider":"The Bat Flip Shop ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}