{"product_id":"mount-and-dew-me-hoodie","title":"Mount and Dew Me Hoodie","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cb\u003eMount and Dew Me Hoodie\u003c\/b\u003e by Luckless Outfitters is a neon green streetwear pullover designed for high visibility and bold humor. Featuring a chest graphic that parodies the classic Mountain Dew logo with the phrase \"Mount and Dew Me,\" this unisex piece is crafted from a soft cotton blend to provide warmth and comfort during casual outings or lounging at home.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eDetailed with a front kangaroo pocket and an adjustable hood featuring matching neon drawstrings, the hoodie is built for practical everyday use. The left sleeve displays vertical \"LUCKLESS\" branding, reinforcing the brand identity. The vibrant neon green color ensures the wearer is impossible to miss, whether they are at a convenience store, a racetrack, or the woods.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eWhile the product photography displays a coordinating neon green Otto Trucker hat with the same \"Mount and Dew Me\" logo to suggest a complete outfit, \u003cb\u003ethe hat and hoodie are sold separately\u003c\/b\u003e. Buyers should note that the hoodie is the primary item available for purchase, and the matching headwear must be obtained independently if a full ensemble is desired.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e Soft cotton blend for a comfortable, warm fit.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eColor:\u003c\/b\u003e Bright Neon Green.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eGraphics:\u003c\/b\u003e \"Mount and Dew Me\" parody logo on the chest; vertical \"Luckless\" text on the left sleeve.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/b\u003e Front kangaroo pocket, hood with drawstrings, ribbed cuffs.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eTarget Audience:\u003c\/b\u003e Unisex (Men's and Women's streetwear).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003eThis novelty item is ideal as a gag gift, birthday present, or conversation starter for fans of adult humor and chaotic style. It delivers a loud statement about questionable life choices and bold fashion. Grab the hoodie to start building your chaotic look, and remember to purchase the matching hat as a separate item.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Luckless Outfitters","offers":[{"title":"SM","offer_id":52104464597221,"sku":"996_NeonGreen_MountAndDewMe","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"MD","offer_id":52104464629989,"sku":"996_NeonGreen_MountAndDewMe","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"LG","offer_id":52104464662757,"sku":"996_NeonGreen_MountAndDewMe","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":52104464695525,"sku":"996_NeonGreen_MountAndDewMe","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":52104464728293,"sku":"996_NeonGreen_MountAndDewMe","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":52104464761061,"sku":"996_NeonGreen_MountAndDewMe","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0467\/6062\/4290\/files\/MountAndDewMeHoodie-01.jpg?v=1786844808","url":"https:\/\/batflipshop.com\/products\/mount-and-dew-me-hoodie","provider":"The Bat Flip Shop ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}