{"product_id":"i-refuse-to-tolerate-gluten-washed-t-shirt","title":"\"I Refuse To Tolerate Gluten\" Washed T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e🍞🚫 \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"5\"\u003eIt’s Not a Choice, It’s a Boundary.\u003c\/b\u003e Whether your stomach is a delicate flower or you’re just tired of people asking \"is it a lifestyle thing?\", our \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"153\"\u003e\"I Refuse To Tolerate Gluten\" Washed Tee\u003c\/b\u003e says it all so you don't have to. It’s the ultimate statement piece for the gluten-free warrior who is tired of checking every single label but still wants to look like they just stepped off a 90s grunge set.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eFeaturing a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"12\"\u003evintage-distressed wash\u003c\/b\u003e, this shirt has the faded, lived-in feel of a concert tee from a band that only plays songs about bloating. It’s sarcastic, it’s relatable, and it’s the only thing you’ll be tolerating today.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e🧵 Key Features:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e✨ \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"2\"\u003eRetro-Sarcastic Graphic\u003c\/b\u003e Features bold, slightly weathered typography that highlights your lack of tolerance (for wheat and nonsense). The ink is cured into the fabric for a soft-hand feel that won't peel when things get heated.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e☁️ \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"3\"\u003ePremium \"Cloud-Wash\" Heavyweight Cotton\u003c\/b\u003e Made from 100% ring-spun US cotton. Every shirt goes through a unique garment-dye process, creating a one-of-a-kind \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"159\"\u003eAcid Wash\/Vintage Charcoal\u003c\/b\u003e finish that feels incredibly soft against the skin.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e🧍♂️ \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12\" data-index-in-node=\"6\"\u003eUnisex \"Anti-Bloat\" Relaxed Fit – Sizes S to 4XL\u003c\/b\u003e Designed with a comfortable, boxy silhouette. It offers plenty of room for those days when the \"hidden gluten\" finds you, while still looking effortlessly stylish and structured.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e🧶 \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13\" data-index-in-node=\"3\"\u003eBuilt for Long-Term Advocacy\u003c\/b\u003e Includes a thick, stay-flat ribbed collar and double-needle stitching on the sleeves and hem. This shirt is pre-shrunk, because the only thing shrinking in your life should be your grocery list.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003e🎨 \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14\" data-index-in-node=\"3\"\u003eVintage Health-Nut Palette\u003c\/b\u003e Available in \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14\" data-index-in-node=\"43\"\u003eVintage Black, Slate Blue, and Faded Moss\u003c\/b\u003e—colors that hide the flour dust and look great in any lighting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"15\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"16\"\u003e✅ Why It’s the Perfect Gift:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"17\"\u003eLooking for a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"17\" data-index-in-node=\"14\"\u003eGluten-Free Gift\u003c\/b\u003e that isn’t a box of cardboard-tasting crackers? This is it. 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