{"product_id":"i-need-something-you-proof-hoodie","title":"I Need Something You Proof Hoodie","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSet boundaries with style in the \u003cb\u003eLuckless \"I Need Something You Proof\" Hoodie\u003c\/b\u003e. This tan pullover is designed for people who need an emotional safety vest and a layer of heavy fleece between them and the general population. The chest features a distinctive red and black leopard print geometric shape sitting above the bold, mixed-font slogan \"I NEED SOMETHING You Proof,\" signaling high standards and low patience for nonsense. It is a lighthearted PPE for the socially drained.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003ch3\u003eComfort and Construction\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eConstructed from heavy fleece, this hoodie offers a relaxed unisex fit that prioritizes lounging and errands over tight tailoring. The thick material provides insulation and a \"hug-like\" feel, perfect for days when you want to stay warm while avoiding eye contact. The durable graphic print is engineered to hold up through multiple washes, ensuring the message remains legible even after repeated disappointment.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eVisual Design:\u003c\/b\u003e The garment features a camel\/tan base color with a red and black animal print graphic on the upper chest, contrasting with the black block and script typography.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eBranding Details:\u003c\/b\u003e A small \"LUCK LESS\" logo is printed on the bottom right of the front kangaroo pocket, while the left sleeve displays vertical \"LUCKLESS INSPIRED LIFESTYLE CLOTHING\" text.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eFunctional Features:\u003c\/b\u003e Includes a front pouch pocket ideal for keeping hands warm or holding snacks, along with a hood and matching tan drawstrings for adjustable coverage.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eFit \u0026amp; Fabric:\u003c\/b\u003e Made with heavy fleece in a relaxed unisex cut, designed to accommodate layers and provide maximum comfort during long periods of sitting.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003eThis hoodie is the ideal choice for introverts, parents, or coworkers who are one inconvenience away from going home. Wear it to grocery stores, family gatherings, or long meetings that should have been emails. It is the perfect layer for when you want to stay cozy while letting the world know your tolerance is currently at zero.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Luckless Outfitters","offers":[{"title":"SM","offer_id":52104388509925,"sku":"G185-OldGold-YouProof-SM","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"MD","offer_id":52104388542693,"sku":"G185-OldGold-YouProof-MD","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"LG","offer_id":52104388575461,"sku":"G185-OldGold-YouProof-LG","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":52104388608229,"sku":"G185-OldGold-YouProof-XL","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":52104388640997,"sku":"G185-OldGold-YouProof-2XL","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":52104388673765,"sku":"G185-OldGold-YouProof-3XL","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0467\/6062\/4290\/files\/You-Proof-Front.jpg?v=1786844062","url":"https:\/\/batflipshop.com\/products\/i-need-something-you-proof-hoodie","provider":"The Bat Flip Shop ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}