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Featuring the iconic punchline—\u003ci data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"296\"\u003e\"But it's gonna hurt\"\u003c\/i\u003e—this shirt captures the blunt, resilient spirit of anyone born between \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"389\"\u003e1965 and 1980\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMake it yours:\u003c\/b\u003e This isn't a generic top. You can \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"49\"\u003epersonalize it with your specific birth year\u003c\/b\u003e, making it a one-of-a-kind tribute to your decade of defiance. Whether you were a latchkey kid or a mall rat, this shirt proves that while you can’t fix the world, you’ve definitely learned how to survive it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e🧵 Key Features:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e✨ \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"2\"\u003eCustomizable \"Year of Origin\" Graphic\u003c\/b\u003e Features high-impact, bold typography with a \"Retro-Industrial\" vibe. \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"110\"\u003ePersonalize the year (1965-1980)\u003c\/b\u003e to match your arrival. The print is high-definition and designed to stay vibrant through every eye-roll and shrug.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e☁️ \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"3\"\u003e\"Latchkey Kid\" Comfort\u003c\/b\u003e Crafted from 100% premium ring-spun cotton. 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